Mustache Handstand

performed by the beautiful, amazing, funny and limber Meredith

Real Cherry earrings

I do this
Every time I eat Ice Cream with a wooden spoon

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When I had a cherry tree in my front yard
Meredith and I did this

Then my Uncle decided to test his new chainsaw out
by cutting it down.
He cut his finger during this shocking amateur procedure
and was rushed to the hospital.
I went outside to sift among the sweet bloody cherry juice and carnage to look for his finger.

Then went back inside to wait and watch TV after I couldn't find anything but
wasted, beautiful and delicious cherry earrings.

Wooden ice cream spoon model picture taken by: Eugenio Recuenco