Mustache Handstand

performed by the beautiful, amazing, funny and limber Meredith

Real Cherry earrings

I do this
Every time I eat Ice Cream with a wooden spoon

***

When I had a cherry tree in my front yard
Meredith and I did this

Then my Uncle decided to test his new chainsaw out
by cutting it down.
He cut his finger during this shocking amateur procedure
and was rushed to the hospital.
I went outside to sift among the sweet bloody cherry juice and carnage to look for his finger.

Then went back inside to wait and watch TV after I couldn't find anything but
wasted, beautiful and delicious cherry earrings.

Wooden ice cream spoon model picture taken by: Eugenio Recuenco

I Love Westerns.

Especially when viewing time is shortened to only 6 Hot Western minutos

Dirty Cowboys and Beautiful Unicorns = Perfection

$100 million skull

Inspiring ideas this man seems to just let flow

Damien Hirst

Mobiles homes are Hot

...with the potential to be completely Sustainable!

Making it completely desirable!

My favorite
Mostly because it looks very Star Wars IV
and is by the beach.

This one's a convertible

I always love coffee time.

She So Funny!

This lady may be seen performing her hysterical, zero prop, one hotwoman-powered stand up routine at your local comedy club.

Check back for updates.. on her U.S. tour

Why'dya have to move to Maine girl!
I expect Lobster when I visit.
I'll cook.
...
And buy :)

ING Hartford Marathon: October 11th 2008

ING Marathon.

I was an Elite Course Support bicyclist volunteer.

It was Awesome.

Some other bike supports peeps

I lead the way for the 3rd place winner on my bike. Just in case the course got confusing at some point.
which it did.
slightly.

I wanted to talk with him and tell him he was doing awesome..but didn't in fear that I was going to interrupt his state of meditation, concentration, incoherent euphoria.

I mentioned a couple times that I had Hammer Gel...but I don't think he wanted any.

It was easy to convince myself I couldn't possibly be tired.
I was on my Bike, and this guy was Running!!

But I was.

By the time we made Mile 26 and I took the turn away from the finish line so that My Guy could cross the finish line
I finally got off my bike and almost fell over, realizing I hadn't had any water.
Yet I still had to go the worst #1 I've ever had to go (almost)

I ran straight to the nearest port o' potty, (which wasn't near at all)
...almost didn't make it...
then found some free samples of Dunkin' Donuts sugar filled ice coffee.
(so hydrating I know).

I crashed at home and couldn't close my eyes without seeing the course and the runner by my side/behind me.
I hope I was at least a small help to him in the long run.

To My Guy:
I'm sorry I wasn't better company Guy, but I know you wanted your Elite Water Bottle and I am sorry we couldn't get one for you.

If you noticed, I cleared the roads for you when that one weirdo almost ran into you, running the opposite direction.. (that was kind of scary).
and when we were on the last leg...I turned into an announcer
"Runner behind you"
... when really I wanted to say...
"Get the F out of the way you slow poke walkers...Runner behind you!!"
but I didn't.

I have to say one more time, Good Job out there!

My Guy in White
(on the big screen... not Half marathon running muscle man)



These are some of the oncoming runner's after the turn around
(They are way behind)



Winner.

And my guy: Michael Hall proudly listed #3

Lobster Bake!!

Stretching before dinner is necessary.



After 20 minutes of digging, Sue finally got the last piece of meat out.

Victorious!!



There must be more suckers in this mess.



I only look guilty because I am. Poor Poor Pinchy!

Pepsi

It's a long story, but My friends and I loved this Commercial.




Because we love Pepsi
Because we love the 50's and 60's and 70's and 80's and now
Because we secretly wanted to be as hot as the "Queen of Pop".
And Mostly Because we wanted any reason to film ourselves imitating, skitting and forever documenting our awkward teenage years for future blackmail.

Sadly, I have NO idea where these tapes are now and hope they won't come back to haunt me or my friends... but here are a couple replacements.













and I know we can and will do so much better.

P.S.: Someday soon I'll learn how to flip my videos right side up.

SUGAR and KICIUŚ

WARNING:
The high pitched, squealing obnoxious voice coming out of my mouth is an attempt to make these cats look at the camera. It worked. But I'm not quite sure my voice is bearable. Surely there's a way to edit it out...and I will find it. In the meantime try and ignore it cuz these are the:

Cutest F-ing cats EVER!



15 Years Old
Polish
Adorable
and sadly NOT Mine

Her name is KICIUŚ
She is the center of attention and loves the spotlight and food
She enjoys conversations about Jager bombs, Tuna and her own cuteness.
She became my obsession and future Muse while attending a friend's Bday party.
....I was not a good party guest.

And then there is my 1st true love. Sugar Baby:





2 Years Old
Fluffly and girly
Has the same Mom as me.
Knows what she wants.
And is wonderfully snotty.

She doesn't like to be touched by strangers most of the time and neither do I.
We are alike in more ways than one... starting with our love for optional independence and
Treats after every meal.